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Magic Web 

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
Magic Web by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021

Magic wanding 

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
Magic wanding by jinthearena June 17, 2021

magic.schoolbus_dropout 

Litterally a fucking god in disguise my favorite Mutual
“Omg is that magic.schoolbus_dropout“
“Yea dumbass imma go ask for a autograph brb

magic.schoolbus_dropout 

Litterally a god in disguise and my favorite spouse/ mutual.
“OMG IS THAT magic.schoolbus_dropout“
“YEA DUMBASS IMMA GO GET A AUTO GRAPH HOLD MY BEER

Magic Fen 

Magic Fen is a handsome asshole that attracts nothing but baddies
Magic Fen don’t care about what y’all name mean. He only cares about hitting the gym later
Magic Fen by Mac Donald James November 23, 2021

Magic Word 

The magic word is No.
If you don't want to do something say the Magic Word.
Magic Word by ButchNochance February 3, 2022