Juggalo

Ignore every other definition, they dont know what a juggalo is, REAL juggalos are one of the most down to earth, possibly the coolest people you have ever met, those other definitions are wannabes who attempt to pass themselves off as juggalos, naming themself juggalos, running around using juggalo grammar, and making a bad name for REAL juggalos, we in the REAL juggalo world have a name for those people, My friends those are Juffalos, fake juggalos running a muck, and basicly destroying what a juggalo truly is in everyone's eyes, no one will give juggalos a chance anymore thanks to Juffalos, A REAL juggalo is A Male who typicaly listens to ICP & various other genres just like any other human being could, just like you, except true juggalos belive friends are like family and hence "Fam", and they grow a strong social bond with other juggalos. and these are the people you never hear of because they go to work every day, they make a living, they dont end up on the evening news for killing people in their misguided ideals of what a juggalo is, A REAL juggalo is just like you, your best friend could be a juggalo, Real juggalos progress in the world as any other person, but sadly Juffalos exist, What is a juffalo? Juffalos are the previous deffinitions for juggalo...juffalos ruined Juggalos.

Juggalo:~Graduated top of his class is manager of a fortune 500 company, or could simply be that neighbor who is always polite, or that jogger who helped when you dropped that bag of groceries~

juffalo:~wannabes single handedly destroying the juggalo community~

by REALJUGGALO October 23, 2012

turd juggler

a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip

wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their not hot dogs, they are human poo...wow he is one hot mo fo....no actualy he is THE TURD JUGGLER

by SARA B July 10, 2006

Juggling

A few of us can but many cant.

i know like 1 kid that juggles but all my other freinds cant

by John Doe January 3, 2004

Teh Juggernaught Bitch

He is taeh awesome LOLZ 'coz of his w00tk0r3n355 and he p00nz all n00bs. He cannot be stopped once he gains momentum coz he is Teh Juggernaught Bitch and can fucking weave through trees.

Zap zap zap zap " what the fuck is this shit, don't u know who i am (he must not know who i am) i am the juggernaught bitch" throws their own pimp at them. woot woot Teh Juggernaught Bitch

"Let's have a rape party bitch, ive been ready to fuck in this tight suit, im the juggernaught bitch!"

" bam, got yo dumbass" " shut the fuck up charles, what the fuck is this shit, shut the fuck up" " hit u with my pimp cane"

by wootz0r June 11, 2006

juggernaut

A large German sandwhich. The fillings of this sandwich include; sausages, baby birds, and cute little puppies.

Polnische Wurst ist gut gut!

Nicht.

by ConsumerWhore April 15, 2005

Juggular

The spastic movement of a boob.

"Oh my God I'm getting a Juggular"

or

"It is so embarassing when I get a Juggular in class"

by Nimegem November 8, 2006

Juggalo/lette

A Juggalo(Juggalette being the feminine version) is a person that listens to and follows a group from the Psychopathic Records. Most feel like outcasts and turn to other Juggalos/Lettes to hang out with them,Juggalos/Lettes listen to what they want,dress in what they want,and usually wear paint on their faces to appear as "Clowns" from the Juggalo/lette family.Most/All Juggalos/lettes do not approve of or listen to mainstream.

Juggalo/lette:Wearing face paint and listening to their Ipod.

Guy/girl:drives by listening to Eminem/Justine Beaver on the radio

Juggalo/lette:Turns their music up.

by Hated4Life July 26, 2011