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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.
by Blind Angel August 30, 2012
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trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
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exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.
My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.
by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014
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Keko Incident

A “Keko Incident” is an incident where one drags on something old and takes it seriously causing immense drama
“Omg watch me have a Keko Incident for still using Manny MUA’s makeup”
by Infowhore February 18, 2019
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streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)
John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!
by hpat April 19, 2019
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Yola incident

When someone posts your picture without permission and you start making a fuss about it even after an apology has been given .
Yola incident occurred on the 14th of June and it was by Yola herself.
by Mahd stuffs June 14, 2020
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