who goose the moose 

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

who goose the moose by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008

grey goose it 

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

grey goose it by Jove88 June 11, 2008

Loose Goose 

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

Loose Goose by mrgconn May 2, 2019

mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

mother grey goose by the original MGG July 19, 2009

walking the goose 

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

walking the goose by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date

Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.

cheesy goose by Grif-dog October 9, 2007

cola goose 

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.

Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"

cola goose by kanerockgod April 14, 2009