Google

I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.

dont google google im warning you


seriously...

by hypocritical bitch January 13, 2009

magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.

I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.

by **Liz** April 25, 2008

Googoloctaplex

Ten to the power of a googolseptaplex

Googoloctaplex is a large number.

by Fomt July 2, 2006

Google Wave

A Google product that seemed like the best things from Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook combined, but turned out to be something that was only interesting during the time nobody was on it.

Google Wave was só 2009!

by Huskyr February 4, 2010

Dr Google

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.

"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."

You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.

by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009

gogol

1. to hit on a girl by "accidentally" walking into her.

2. to get jacked off by a girl on the dance floor or any public area at a party.

"Yo he gogoled that chick straight gangsta."

"I can't believe she gogoled him."

by Luis Piloto October 15, 2006

Google Chrome

Google's trash wannabe browser trying to attract noobs to use them

Google chrome sucks, worst browser ever

by ticalc June 16, 2009