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Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.
by RSDVMAMA November 5, 2012
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Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.
Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
by luckiest_guy_43 December 11, 2012
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Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.
I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.
by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013
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glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
by renooner May 18, 2014
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Glitterally

1) Something literally fabulously done

2) Literal Gaythings
He glitterally threw sparkles in the air like a madman. It was very fab.
by Penis Rumpsmoosh June 2, 2014
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glitterrific

Adj. term used to describe how exciting and fantastic something is, similar to the iridescence of glitter particles, from a distance when you're not responsible for cleaning it up. shimmery sparkly fantabulous offthehook bey sluttastic sexcellent bonerrific hot phat tight booty bedazzled vagazzled
Suzy "You're sequenced maxi dress is, like, glitterrific."
Jan "Really? That's what I was going for- I want Mel to notice me tonight."
by MarandainMass December 5, 2014
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Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.
Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015
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