Flossinitis

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.

by moose1234 September 14, 2021

flossinitis

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!

by moose1234 September 22, 2021

Flossum

It's not "flossum" you dummy; you're hearing it wrong. It's "flotsam."

Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown

They arrived to the scene of the boating accident as quickly as possible but only found flotsam. An ignorant member of the crew said, "Look, flossum!" The laughable display gave the crew a break from the terror, but the fun quickly subsided. As they gazed upon the wreckage, they feared that all was lost.

by DeepLogic October 4, 2021

flosstum

a stinky catgirl

hey it’s flosstum, shes so stinky

by flosstum November 23, 2021

flossing

A dance frequently preformed on somebody you hates lawn that will ultimately burn your friendship to shambles.

Sessa: "Why were you flossing on Jack's lawn?"
Abby: "GET RECKED JACK".

by Chris Monteforte January 10, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

flossed

when your g banga is up ur booty crack

oh im legit being flossed rn

by flossedqueen October 5, 2022