Edward Hucksworth

A kid who is lacking in wealth, friends and joy. He is often stalking his two friends and ruining their days by commiting theft and attacking them. This child is often despised wherever he goes. He's rude to whomever he likes, in spite of the fact he's in no position to be pushing his very few friends away.

Edward Hucksworth is a filthy tramp

by Mr.Ree October 27, 2018

Edward Lee Charles Grier II

Edward Lee Charles Grier II is one of the most polarizing kings to ever rule the world. He first came into reign in 2004 and has been ruling ever since. With his good looks, funny jokes, and amazing musical talent. He is sure to knock anyone's socks off. This fella plays guitar, piano, drums, bass, ukulele, trombone, and a little bit or trumpet. He is a epic gamer to say the least, (being subscribed to Pewdiepie since day 1). Though he is disappointed in the Browns, he knows that eventually they will have to win a game. I don't know why I said that. I'm kinda pissed. Edward Lee Charles Grier II is a better drum set player than Larry and always impresses the ladies with his skills. He is an artist, comedian, and a true soldier (despite never being in the war).

"You know Edward Lee Charles Grier II?
Uh, you mean our King??"

by Darryn Azzano November 13, 2018

Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.

Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!

by Tw.girl December 19, 2018

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Edward Morgan

He is a svege guy that keeps up with the latest memes... DAMM BOI HE THICC. He is called the wise on by his friends and he will kill all furrys...

Mattress: That edward guys hair is not as good as mine...
Tornelli: Edward is a Meme lord.
Logan: Edward is... well... very strange...
Edward Morgan: DAMM BOI HE TH... oh Hi i am the edward sent by edward life and i will terminate all FURRYS.

by Edward morgan January 23, 2019

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019