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Edwardsburg 

The dish made when a young, butterface girl prone to contracting sexual diseases due to a life of whoring collects the semen from previous solicitors for use as milk substitute in her ritual morning breakfast of Cap'n Crunch Wild Berry Cereal, with all colors except orange and blue carefully removed from the bowl.
Use of spoon is optional.
Use of cock is not.
DAYUM, you just ate her Edwardsburg!
Edwardsburg by TehMeatLefT135 November 3, 2010

Edwardsburg 

A town in Michigan that was invaded by Nazi Zombies led by Richard Gere but luckily five heroes stood together and defeated the horde and then preceded to teabag Richard Gere.
No zombies invading Edwardsburg, BIITCH! - Words spoken during the invasion of the zombies by one of the heroes
Edwardsburg by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011
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