Dinosaur Earth Society

Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.

Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008

Earthworm

1. Earthworms are worms that consist of 1000 species.
They are hermaphrodites, which mean they are both male and female. They're pretty shiny too.

2. That kid.

1. Look at that earth worm go!

2. Look at that earth worm go! (nah jk)

The REAL 2. Pretzel is a earthworm because she has a male like personality and doesn't give a fuck.

by PretzelMe September 6, 2008

earthchild

My Pipe that I use to smoke dat Mary Jane innnnn.

Let's go pack a lunch in earthchild and get blownnnnnnnnn

by Stunna Shadesss January 13, 2008

Dodecahedron Earth

The true (scientifically backed up) shape of the earth. People who say that "the earth is not a Dodecahedron", have a brain size lesser than an ant. With undeniable proof on twitter (@TheDESoceity) and with DMMPPH Space Agency working hard to colonize the moon, we know for a fact that the earth is a Dodecahedron. Notice how I say fact, instead of theory, because Dodecahedron Earth is a proven fact. And for example: flat earth, is a theory.

The earth is a Dodecahedron Earth.

by OriginalPerson February 22, 2019

down to earth girl

a girl that is not hot or attractive in any way. But whose personality is so perfect that it makes it all worthwhile to date her.

Also attracts guidos

Mike Harris' dream girl

Tom: "Hey dude, what's that girl that you finally met like?"

Mike Harris: "Well she's not very hot, but she's a really down to earth girl so I'm gonna keep seeing her."

Tom: "......"

by trichthebitch July 26, 2009

earthisize

to become one with the earth and universal being through the use of psychoactives and their reactions with the human mind and conscience; usually, an activity that's meditative and binding to a certain extent, bringing friends closer together intellectually and even physically in some cases depending on the strength and effect of the substance being used; normally relates to stronger drugs that heighten one's senses and alter their perception of reality, including, but not limited to, ecstasy, magic mushrooms, and lsd

-"Yo, I can't wait for this Friday. I'm gonna earthisize with a bunch of people."
-"Nice. What you earthisizing with?"
-"Ecstasy, my personal favorite."

by christhedumbbum October 23, 2008