eat my shit and get clever 

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

eat my shit and get clever by balloonus November 22, 2011

Eat-all-you-can 

(Philippine English)

All-you-can-eat.

A buffet restaurant.

Eat-all-you-can restaurants are expensive

Eat-all-you-can by mr. yoso July 1, 2012

Eat Past the Pain 

Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.

Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!

Or

Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!

Eat Past the Pain by Colejl December 6, 2012

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.

After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.

eat watermelon behind the stairwell by [e-mail] September 5, 2017

Eat my Ass like dinner 

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

Eat my Ass like dinner by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat

A streamers lifestyle

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat is a streamers lifestyle

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat by iujhg August 6, 2020

eat grass 

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

eat grass by Olety December 5, 2021