eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 05, 2021

jump

To scare girls away by trying to autistically pick them up.

- Bro he jumped four girls at Shibuya today.
- He’s an inspiration to us all.

by Olety December 18, 2018