Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD)

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.

Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.

by Rhoot July 9, 2010

Curry Attention Deficit Disorder

or CADD

The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.

Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.

CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.

Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.

Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)

Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"

Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"

by Paul and Sarah January 30, 2008

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Mr. Nitkinas Disorder

A psychological disorder where you just stop giving a fuck about everything. You become a huge fan of Star Wars, and are proud of it. You begin teaching English Classes at High Schools, mainly because you don't feel like doing something harder. You also become easily side- tracked and talk about much more exciting things than what you teach.

Evan: "Leave me alone, man. I'm going to watch Star Wars and not give a fuck about anything else."

Zach: "Did you get Mr. Nitkinas disorder?"

Evan: "Yeah."

by RoxerMan October 28, 2014

disorientated

The incorrect word that Bear Grylls feels he needs to use way too often on Man Vs. Wild instead of disoriented.

"I met a family recently who had been caught in a huge avalanche and when it stopped they were completely disorientated and had no idea which way was up and which way was down."

by McMandar April 3, 2010

Peanut gallery disorder

A version of multiple personality disorder where instead of constantly changing between multiple personalities you're stuck listening to personalities that are solely in your head critiquing what you do.

Man: "I'd love if they'd stop commenting on everything."
Man 2: "Who?"
Man: "The assholes in my head."
Man 2: "what do you mean?"
Man: "I have peanut gallery disorder."

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 14, 2018