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Cold Cup of Jones 

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.
It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.
Cold Cup of Jones by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009
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canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

2 girls one cup 

A 2007 viral video that shows acts of Coprophagia and Emetophilia. It is possibly the first time graphic acts of extreme fetishism have been widely viewed by the general public. Reactions to the video have become a YouTube phenomenon and have spawned other videos of this nature. Reaction to the video have included expressions of shock,hysterical laughter,nausea,and comments such as "What the Fuck" and "Why would they do that?"
You have to see this video "2 girls one cup"
2 girls one cup by OhNo!!! March 14, 2008

2 girls 1 cup 

2 girls 1 cup is the reason why I'm pro-choice. These shit eating chicks make dot coms like Rotten look like a sweet ray of sunshine.
Anti-Abortionist: "All life is sacred! If you have sex, you should be prepared for parenthood!"

Pro-Abortionist: "Really? Watch 2 girls 1 cup and tell me that line again. I'll join your side of the protest if ya can."

Anti-Abortionist: OK, I WILL!! 30secs later

(Anti_Abortionist Pukes...Stands up...immediately pukes again)

Anti-Abortionist: "...Say there buddy, ya got Rrrrr...." (Pukes again) "...ugh, oh god that was messed up...ya got room for one more on your side of the picket line?"
(Pukes again)

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

2 girls 1 cup 

2 lesbians making out and then one of them shits in a plastic cup. Then they eat it and then vomit on each other and then eat that. These women are disturbing and in my opinion are not human; they are beasts and they do not deserve to live another day for committing this vile act. DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!
Have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?
2 girls 1 cup by Eh...Fuck-It January 19, 2008