backseat chef

One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.

Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."

Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."

Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."

Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.

Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

Chiefer

Someone who smokes marijuana.

They are chiefers, they chief thrice a day.

by Jack November 15, 2003

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest brit band alive, of course, along side many other bands. Better live and even better when you meet them. Straight up sweet hearts. May be known as weird, but that's just the way they are. Jokers at heart and wonderful fashion. Great singles and great albums (only two, more coming up). Band from Leeds, England

Poser girl:Oh yeah, whats that one band that sings that one song called? ruby? yeah, yeah, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby!

K.C. Fan:The Kaiser chiefs??

Poser girl:Yeah, whatever, i heard it on the radio.

K.C. Fan:I dont think we should talk anymore.....

by bobba ganoosh May 13, 2008

master cheif

The retards way of spelling "Master Chief" by getting the "ie" mixed around to make you look like a complete utter douchbag.

Geek: DUDE!!! omg i totaly pwn wit Master Cheif!!!!

Gamer: Umm, don't you mean Master "Chief"?

by Kevin Esser August 8, 2007

Sous Chef

When your friend puts in all of the prep-work on the girl, but doesn't have enough game to close the deal. Much like a real sous-chef puts in all the work preparing the meal, the chef with the big-dick-white-tophat gets the credit.

By the end of the night, most often than not, the sous-chef's girl will be in bed with someone else, giving him sloppy handjobs.

Friend1: Oh wow, look at that guy, he has so much game. Look how well he can just approach girls!

Friend2: Naw, that guys is a Sous Chef. By the time the bar closes, I'll be fucking her in the back of my green passat while we listen to Lady gaga.

Friend1: True, you big-dick'd bandit, you.

by Ray Perr September 15, 2010

cheif

Misspelling of the word Chief - mistake typically made by idiots who read at the 3rd grade level

retard on IM - "Hey cheif"
retard's friend - "Hey guy, did you mean chief? idiot"

by Collar13 March 20, 2008

chiefin

smokeing weed, or holding on to the chop for to long, or hitting it more then you were supposed to.

Lets chief yo!

Stop Chiefin the Chop!

by Jeseph March 2, 2007