california ramstien 

A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.

Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.

california ramstien by bill williams June 7, 2007

california switch 

thumb in butt other in mouth then switchem

oh baby i just gave myself the california switch i need a mint right???

california switch by mike 5445 June 26, 2008

California Muffin Mixer 

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

California Muffin Mixer by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011

california missouri 

Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.

Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move

Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton

Jimmy: good point

Consuela: we need more lemon pledge

Jimmy: bitch stfu

california missouri by allanlutz-gatortamer July 6, 2014

California Pizza Kitchen 

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.

Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

California Pizza Kitchen by billygowhoop August 14, 2008

California Smile 

A useful technique to use against newbies and annoying people in which the offender's top jaw is placed on a sidewalk and crushed.

Carrot Top appeared in one too many AT&T ads, he needs a California Smile.

California Smile by Carve October 8, 2003

California Roll 

Roll of fat that's squeezed out from under a tight bra.

Whoa, check out that girl, she's got a muffin top and a california roll.

California Roll by Dan604 June 9, 2007