Techno-crap 

Any low-quality gadget.

End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.

Techno-crap by rperazag July 23, 2010

good crap 

1) Something that's so bad it's good.
2) Something that's so good it's bad.

"Dude, Saved By The Bell the College Years is on!! Now that's some good crap!"

good crap by k.david September 24, 2003

total crap 

INFORMAL: Not true; false; inaccurate.

The thory of evolution is TOTAL CRAP.

total crap by TheTRUTH May 21, 2003

take a crap 

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.

First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.

take a crap by Jaimev July 27, 2005

what a crap

engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie

w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....

what a crap by Anonymous October 5, 2003

oh crap strap 

Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.

See also oh shit handle.

Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!

oh crap strap by renegadeblack May 31, 2009

Whore Crap 

A female that cheats on her husband, gets divorced, and had an outrageous child with her husband.

Did you hear about Debbie and Steve? Debbie is such a whore crap.

Whore Crap by coomey January 17, 2011