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Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
by nickymo56 December 30, 2011
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rain check

when someone is unable of pursuing prior plans do to an unexpected obstacle such as time consuming problems or an emergency.
Nick had to rain check his plans with Mitchel because his wife had got in a car wreck.
by a_michelle November 28, 2007
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Oil Check

When you stick your finger up someone's asshole checking for poop, while saying "oilcheck".
I was finger banging Sarah and decided to oil check her to see if she would be into anal but she was full oil so I didn't go for it.
by 27 out of 27 November 12, 2014
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twat check

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong
I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.
by Kenney Jones December 3, 2005
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Double Check

When a message gets delivered and read without a response.
by bossloaf November 4, 2015
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Boat Check

What greazy, chicken eating, malt-liquor drinking, unemployed niggers get every month - usually on the first of the month. By the way, niggers say "mumph" instead of "month". Usually used to gamble at riverboat casinos such as the Majestic Star Casino in Gary, the Trump Casino in Gary, or the Beanblossom in Watts.
"Muthafucka, what iz you doin' tonight"

"Aw hell, nigga, you know it be da first of da mumph. I'm fin' to git my boat check on, denz I'm gonna gitz my chicken on, denz my Fuchs on!"

BLAUGH!
by Lamont Alouysius Hari November 11, 2004
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Density Check

To strike ones penis against anothers forehead resulting in an audible "thump". Often used to test the erection level of the penis.
Just before Luke put his penis in Megans mouth, he performed a density check to test that he had a full erection.
by Lexicon Lenny April 3, 2003
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