boxed

To be punched in the vagina. (new zealand)

Ha! You've just been boxed!

by Qwert22557799 April 3, 2017

boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

Boxedcat

A person who would rather stay inside and do nothing productive rather than go outside and actually do something useful.

"Jake is such a boxedcat," says Person 1, "I gave him an offer for movies and subway, but he'd rather stay at home and play his Xbox." Person 2: What an asshole Jake is, he did the same to me!"

by MeowTheCow May 15, 2017

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Boxed

The act of being incredibly stoned on marijuana, to the point where you're unable to act out basic tasks like pouring yourself a drink or talking to others.

"I was with Jeff on Wednesday and he was so boxed he couldn't even say his own name."

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

bonenzo

Is a ship name of Bonnie bennett and Lorenzo st. John. They are a couple in season 7 and 8 of The vampire diaries and deserved so much better

Bonenzo are soulmates and no natten what happens They will always love each other

by Sophbush August 18, 2017

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017