Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

west palm beach

Most dangerous city in Florida and for a good reason! Has higher crime rates than Compton, CA, which is known for Dr. Dre. West Palm Beach will be known for its own rappers soon too!

The underground rap scene is heatin up in West Palm Beach.

by 561-ace February 3, 2007

Bleacher

Some one who does something to ruin the rest of the day.

Jennie and Ray are both bleachers.

by greenissexii January 5, 2010

Rockaway Beach

Often mistaken for Belle Harbor (a more uptown division of the peninsula,) Rockaway Beach is a neighborhood that revolves around beach life. Rockaway is located in Queens, New York and is has lots of of Irish families living there. During the winter, kids are sledding on hills and playing in the snow but when it gets too cold we're just chilling at each other's houses. During the summer everyone's at the beach and at parties and having the time of our lives. There's lots of businesses, from pizza places to surf shops to tattoo parlors. Kids usually form their own close group of friends and the parents are friends too. After you pass 116th street it's basically Belle Harbor, where it's a bit of a safer area and the kids get a bit meaner to outsiders. The common surfing spot is 90th street, and it's very localized, so if you're new to the beach it's best to gradually earn your spot in the lineup. Things are stolen sometimes and people can be shady but if you stay with your friends and are careful you'll be fine. I've lived in Rockaway my whole life and I never want to leave, and I'm so happy with my life there. The rockaway kids all surf and love each other more than anything and are always together whether it's on the beach or not. Uptown in belle harbor, kids aren't as into surfing and generally aren't as good. Rockaway is all-around the best place to be but was hit hard by Hurricane Sandy. We will rebuild and be better than ever!

Person 1: "Hey dude, wanna come to Rockaway Beach with me?"
Person 2: "Is that the place the ramones made a song about?"
Person 1: "Yeah! It's awesome!"
Person 2: "Let's go!"

by the rockaway girl September 5, 2013

beach balled

When a wayward OS X application freezes up and the spinning rainbow beach ball appears in lieu of your mouse cursor. A vast improvement over OS 9 app crashes, which would bring down your whole system, although still annoying.

Man, this flash heavy web page just beach balled Safari, time for a force quit.

by eecue June 8, 2007