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Farting like a barbers cat 

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

Back to back babies 

When you go on maternity leave for a year to keep your job security. And then get pregnant in that same year again and then return to work without saying anything. Once you start showing you ask for maternity leave again to keep your job security in place. This is usually done if you are a lazy manager or employee.
Employee #1: “oh great! Alicia is having back to back babies just so she can even put this job on her resume!”

fuck you babies 

Having so many children that can potentially make you grandchildren that you are at ease knowing your genetic line will proliferate in the future.

In reference to the phrase "fuck you money" where you have so much money that you can say fuck you to nearly anyone without significant repercussions.

Origin:

JFG Tonight Episode #932
Person 1: Isn't he worried he will die alone?

Person 2: Nah, he has fuck you babies.

Bush Babies 

In the same context as Baby Boomers, the generation of young conservatives born between 1988 and 2001 whose parents influence has made them fanatically right-wing, loyal to the Republican Party and George W. Bush espeicially, and will believe anything he says. A derogatory term, implying baseless yet extreme political views and a herd mentality, as well as sympathy for extreme militarism and nationalism.
"Billy Bob is a total Bush Baby. He only likes Bush 'cause his dad told him to."

"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."
Bush Babies by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005

Barber Shop 

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.
Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day
Barber Shop by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.
barbed shit by wooob July 6, 2008