sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019

Ass-Ho

A person who is constantly providing their ass for other people's "pleasure"

That kid Cullen is an Ass-Ho. He just can't keep his ass to himself

by Panamorous January 22, 2009

gutter slut tramp ass ho

A girl that is promiscuous.

My goodness gracious me, Ms Cyrus is quite the gutter slut tramp ass ho, wouldn't you say old bean? Tip top, tally ho.

by NinjaHorseman April 5, 2014

Urban Dictionary Asshole

Someone who thumbs down everything no matter what.

Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.

Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

A Asshole

an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.

"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."

"that young republican is A Asshole"

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.

Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.

by UnderFire September 11, 2012

professional asshole

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters

Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.

by wayward2 January 25, 2008