sex

when to people love each other very much...

I wanna have sex with you tonight

by SIMPly.eden March 16, 2021

Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 27, 2022

Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021

Sex

Something you will never get

Boy: sex?
Girl: no

by Salty sock October 9, 2021

sex

the act of inserting your shlong into a girls urinary tract repeatedly until eventually you produce warm sex organelle which can impregnate her known as cum apparently

i had sex with your mom

by NotYourDadGaming September 23, 2022

sex

put foot in armpit

partner: SEX WAS SO GOOD LETS DO IT AGAIN

by milfshottt October 3, 2021

sex

ITS WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACHOTHER VEERRYYY MUCH-

person 1: wanna have sex
person 2: yes

by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022