Zach Lavine

A guy who can shoot the lights out but also is a known career loser

Yo I think imma bet Zach Lavine to score 30 and lose tonight. Should be a lock

by nbaoldboy December 15, 2023

Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Life of Zach

It’s like living the life of Riley but better

Why live the life of riley when you can live the life of Zach

by DURAGDADDY July 4, 2023

Zach

A real stand up guy

Person: hey guys did you hear about Zach hitting kids?
Zach: what can I say I'm a nice guy

by TheLooch July 12, 2023

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Zach Claybrook

Someone who is hated universally

"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM

by bruhsnake11 April 13, 2024

Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman

by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024