Zach is usually acting gay. He feels pleased when he is around guys, specially his best friends. Zach loves a nice vibrator.
by MuddyDude October 9, 2019

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L
by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022

the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 1, 2023

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016

A really hot guy who is in a band called Why Shouldn't We.... no, Why Don't We. (My bad)
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.
Friend: Who's that on your profile pic @imrubyherron ?
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron
Or in another occasion...
Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron
Or in another occasion...
Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery
by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019
