alfred wood

abeg man a gay gay bred

alfred wood is omnisexual

by meowewoew December 6, 2022

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.

yo ass on that nanny wood

by RedToms March 23, 2011

Dusk Wood

The boner you get between 12am and 5am that you can't exactly term "Morning Wood"

"I got Dusk Wood after midnight."

"Dusk Wood, not Morning Wood."

by MythicalMews January 25, 2021

Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.

Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him

by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020

wood´s

almost like the forest but smaller

jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big

jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller

by j_kellam November 25, 2019