fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

treat food

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.

Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

by froobinator September 28, 2006

Free Food

To pick up a prostitute and have any sexual activity and not paying afterwards.

*Picks up Prostitute*
*Fucks Prostitue*
*Doesnt pay afterwards*
*Free Food*

by The Guy in Tux October 2, 2015

rich food

Heavy foods that don't lay right in the stomach.

I ate some rich food at Outback and automatically I had to use the restroom.

by Blue eyes 30 November 4, 2013

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Sole Food

When kicking someone's ass and they eat your shoe.

I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich and some sole food.

by Sideshow Jim July 13, 2012