Teen

A group of people which keeps getting worse as generations go on. This generation's teens listen to pretty crappy music like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte. They also tend to have no minds of their own. They're getting fatter and fatter and fatter... Yeah, there are some decent teenagers... Not enough though.

Teen 1: I'M SO KeWl LoL i LiKe BoUgHt ThIs HoT tOpIc ShIrT wItH aN aNaRcHy SyMbOl On It 4 $20!!!!!!111!!!one!!!@@11! lOl

Teen 2: i m koolr cuz i gawt da new 50 cent cd w/ tha eXpLiCiT lyrics lol i can lissen 2 him rap a bout fuking grrls lololol he roxxors!

If you are a teenager reading this and haven't lost your mind yet, do anything you can to save yourself. God bless thee.

by Wandering Freak July 2, 2005

teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

Teeny Bopper

one of those people (usually teenage girls) who get all giggly and stupid anytime they are near someone even a tiny bit famous. at shows, they are usually the ones asking for the band's autograph, even if it's a high school band that only about 4 people have ever heard of.

"OMG!! i like can't believe I'm like talking to a guy that's like in a band!!! I like just can't stop like giggling!"

by i'm sorry but I hate you.. January 26, 2005

Asian teeny bopper

Asian people (usually males in their teens) who try to act cool by doing things such as smoking, dancing, and acting in a very asian gangster way. Some examples are the way they dress and their hair (very noticeable and hair is usually straightened then waxed with the classic gatsby). LAN gaming and dancing ,such as the Melbourne shuffle and c-walking, are also a major part of being an asian teeny bopper. Asian TB's also have to hang out in asian places so they are able to met with other asian tb's and so called "crews".

Guy 1: I was in line at Mcdonlads with this Asian Teeny bopper today, he started c-walking right in front of me.

Guy 2: Yeah, there are so many Asian TB's today, its really annoying.

by ESTFU February 20, 2009

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

teeny

someone (usually a young girl) who likes a band because it is the "in" thing to do or because she finds one or more of the band members to be "hott".

teeny: "like omgzz guys, i so effing loveee gerard way, he is loveee."

me: "what's your favorite song?"

teeny: "......"

by andrea addiction December 19, 2006

teeny bopper

A teeny bopper is a stupid little person who like what MTV air because the are manipulative. they only like whats "in" for 1-2 weeks at most, wear pink, and "claim" to be emo/goth/prep/jock whatever.
they also watch disney channel and memorized the HSM songs/mily cirse/sweet life...

teeny bopper: OmG1!1!1!elevendyone!! McR** RUleS My Emo SOX!!! gErAlD** i$ @ SmExY BitCh!!1!
me: Wheres my gun?
bopper: ScReW MCr** HIGH SKOOL muSiCal!! OMGZZZ!!Q!1!5!
me: Ah, here it it! !!BANG BANG!!

**-substite for whatever is in, ((ex: AFI, FOB, P!@tD, Zac Effron ect.))

by m@ndA October 14, 2006