soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014

soft-tag

A "soft-tag" is when, on Facebook, you tag someone from a comment string rather than sharing (or "bouncing") the item to which you're calling their attention to their timeline. This is a way to tag someone with discretion, because a tag from the comment thread only shows up in the tagged person's notifications, not on their timeline. It's a great way to call attention to something you know is too rude to post directly to their wall.

I soft-tagged you because I knew this would gross out your family if it showed on your timeline.

Soft-tag me from the post so I can check it out after the kids are in bed.

by Plasmo October 21, 2014

Softly-stalking

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person

She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week

by SweepIt June 8, 2015

softcrete

(Noun) - Something that is mushy and soft when it should be firm and hard

Ex1: That's not concrete, that's softcrete!
Ex2: When I got that bed it was firm and comfortable, but after two years it turned into softcrete and I'd wake up with my back sore each morning for lack of support at night. :/
Ex3: Why do you go the gym? To get toned and get that softcrete into concrete!
Ex4: Whoa, how'd you survive that fall? I got lucky and landed on softcrete!
Ex5: Why bother calling fresh concrete wet? It's like calling water wet. Softcrete is softcrete!

by TFS1 October 23, 2015

soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016

soft break

When a nigga just needs a couple days to chill away from his ho.

Group: does "ho" have an "e" on the end?
Girl: no! Have you never heard of a "street ho" before?

Maybe we should take a soft break from each other.

Ain't nobody gon' take a soft break from me!

by LS Brows September 3, 2016

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016