softcrete

(Noun) - Something that is mushy and soft when it should be firm and hard

Ex1: That's not concrete, that's softcrete!
Ex2: When I got that bed it was firm and comfortable, but after two years it turned into softcrete and I'd wake up with my back sore each morning for lack of support at night. :/
Ex3: Why do you go the gym? To get toned and get that softcrete into concrete!
Ex4: Whoa, how'd you survive that fall? I got lucky and landed on softcrete!
Ex5: Why bother calling fresh concrete wet? It's like calling water wet. Softcrete is softcrete!

by TFS1 October 23, 2015

Softpeter

Softpeter is the disgusting green drink you get in jail. If one has ever been in jail and was forced to drink it knows that it certainly lives up to its name. It makes it nearly impossible to achieve an erection, in hopes of decreasing the odds of masturbation/jail sex. Nobody knows for sure the contents of such and upon ingestion one wonders what, exactly, this mystery fluid is.

Person1 Man, i just spent 11 days in jail and all i could drink was water and this green juice, well, not actually juice but more like drink, a green drink.

Person2 Dude, that was softpeter didn't you notice you didn't have a boner the whole time you were in there

Person1 Well now that you mention it i didn't, as a matter of fact, i had a negative boner

by joethejabberwock July 17, 2009

shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.

by Scm73 July 30, 2023