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The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.
Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.
by Amilin October 29, 2007
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you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
by flappin cock November 18, 2009
Get the chocolate surprise shower mug.1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex
by su france April 7, 2010
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She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
"yeah, totally gave Catherine the midnight surprise last night"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
by Jackbot February 17, 2009
Get the Midnight Surprise mug.1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
by McSlagam August 6, 2011
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