protest

A gathering of people ostensibly against a cause or political event who engage in rioting, arson, vandalism, looting, false imprisonment, battery, deadly force, and every other mala in se crime imaginable.

Let's have a mostly peaceful protest, wink wink nod nod!

by TBZ1 June 9, 2025

Protest Whore

Nickname applicable to anyone that uses political protests to converse with and or otherwise openly flirt with and meet people of similar political leanings.

Did you see the other side of his "No Kings" sign? It said "witty slogan" and he was chatting up ALL the ladies -- never seen such a shameless Protest Whore.

by Kat'O9 June 15, 2025

Pretext

It's the peripheral elements that are the problem. Stds are that big of a deal. You can love with an std. But if someone DOESN'T TELL YOU THAT THEY HAVE AN STD KNOW FULL-WELL THAT THEY HAVE ONE...

Hym "And then they use that as a pretext to steal your intellectual property upto and including the creation of AI and then I get diagnosed with a disorder I don't actually have or doctors won't diagnose me over a conspiracy against me I do not have to just allow that to happen just so society can function the way some faggot imposter can keep pretending to be me. And that's what this is like. Not telling me you have an std and then poisoning me. It's trans trickery. It's the ole' tricky Nixon. All gain the social benefits of being antagonistic towards the anti-social."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025

Protestant Dinner

When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.

My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.

by CatholicCrusader August 3, 2025

Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025

Protestatoot

A person paid to protest.

Yo those people calling calling for the pardoning of everyone in prison were actually protestatoots paid by foreign governments.

by GoodNewsJim September 16, 2025