Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025

Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025

Club Penguin

Roblox but theres no pedophiles and its epic

rip club penguin

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Penguin Meal

A regurgitation of food into the mouth.

This stems from the male penguin, who is known to save a small amount of food in its stomach to give to the newly hatched chick. It's the first meal given in anticipation of the mother's arrival back from the catch.

"Just burped up a penguin meal, yuk."

by Ambiguous MrE November 7, 2025

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Penguin

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.

they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.

"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"

by HungryP3n9u1n. March 5, 2025