Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Gerk Off

The act of gerking off (jerking off). Gerking off usually produces a white liquid. It is done by placing one hand around the base of the Gerk and moving your hand in an up and down motion.

Tristen likes to gerk off every night before he sleeps.

by 1T0 May 20, 2015

tossed off

Where a woman touches, rubs the mans penis until it is fully erect. Done for sexual pleasure

'John wanted to be tossed off by his girlfriend'

by Queen Mary June 23, 2007

rip off

1.) When an object's true value is perceived as much less than the seller's asking value.
2.) Someone who participates in the act.
3.) Cleverly-concealed plagiarism, with just enough changes to get past others' legal rights.

1.) Have you seen the prices of a Mac Pro? What a rip off. I could buy two equally-powerful PCs for that much.

2.) The Great Giana Sisters is just a rip off of Super Mario Bros.

by infinitysend November 10, 2011

throwed off

Either drunk or high or fucked up some other way.

That motha fucka at the party was throwed off!

by gamester October 12, 2005

off tap

meaning absolutely insane, or something extremely cool or impressive

Guido: Oh my god that celica is OFF TAP!!!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

Sit-Off

When you go into a bathroom stall to take a shit and someone else enters the restroom and sits in the stall next to you, and you are both waiting for the other to wipe their ass and leave so they can shit in private but you haven't gone yet so you fucking sit there quietly and wait for one to leave or just shit and have them listen to it. The choice is yours.

I couldn't hold my bowels any longer so I ran to the bathroom and let it explode allover the toilet, gave a big sigh and farted a bunch. I then realized my boss was in the stall next to me and I got real quiet and we had a sit-off until he got up, wiped his ass and left mumbling something under his breath, I let the rest of my shit out and shook the remaining piss out of my dick.

by TrenchRaider1918 February 15, 2008