Gobbleslob

This is a term originally used by a musician who goes by the name, The Manface. It was then used extensively by the Gear Gods community as a phrase that can mean whatever they want it to mean.

“Tom didn’t help me last night. What a Gobbleslob.”
“That was absolutely Gobbleslob, great job mate!”
“I think i Gobbleslobed my guitar, it won’t stay in tune.”
“You Gobbleslob!”
“That was Gobbleslobing awesome!”

by FlyingWhale1379 September 28, 2021

Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin

We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble

by juanmoretimeyess October 2, 2021

Gribbler

Someone who dithers over an action or a decision. A dithering, faffing, watery shit of a person. Excludes old people.

‘My new colleague is such a fucking gribbler, she narrates simples decisions out loud and saps the will of everyone around them’

by Zonnie Thunder January 14, 2022

gobbledegook

can be used for anything

Mum: Is ye homework done?
Me: Gobbledegook!

by lediiiian January 19, 2022

Gobblegobblestan

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022

Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.

Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.

by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

Gobblegash

When a vagina is big and hangy resembling a turkey neck

Ewe she has a big floppy vagina she has gobblegash

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021