Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig

Gary and I had a patchy garden last night

by Cumshaft December 10, 2016

boy garden

The male anus as seen from the perspective of a horny homosexual.

"hey baby, come here, boy, bend over, I'll fill your heart with fear. I'm gonna thrust not only my fist, but my neighbors fist, his dog's fist, his sister's fist straight up your cornhole, right into your BOY GARDEN..." (Summary of lyrics from Dr. Know, "Fist Fuck")

by socialvirus July 6, 2007

Reece Gardiner

Reece is one of the most hadsomest boys in the country.but hes not onit for a relationship hes a straight up playerr gettin all the hoes/bitches this boiss got swagger and raw talent in the bedroom but hes good a decieveing women as he plays the gentleman role.hes been hustling for like 5 years. he also has a little black right hand mann called luke who gets his inspiration from reece and would love to be reece.but he plays his part as member from jls

Blud Look At Dat brudda over there Hes a straight up Reece Gardiner,
Look at that playa Reece gardiner with that aston lookalike from Jls,
Heyy girrll look at that charmer reece gardiner u know him?bitch i shagged that hung boii about 10 mins ago i noo hiiimmm,

look at that reece gardiner u noo thiisss maayynnnnnn,

by Rectumripeerrr September 25, 2010

Gardevoir

A women that is too fucking horny to know anything than how to have sex

Don't be such a gardevoir!

by lollololololol September 24, 2006

avant garde

something boring that has intentionally been made annoyingly visually unsatisfying, unmusical, or otherwise obtuse in order to convince the listener, viewer, or reader that its creators are interesting and intelligent.

That noise band with the circuit bent greeting cards was totally avant garde.

by alphaminus May 15, 2014

Watering the garden

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

by Big Todd September 7, 2005

constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011