treat food

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.

Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

by froobinator September 28, 2006

Free Food

To pick up a prostitute and have any sexual activity and not paying afterwards.

*Picks up Prostitute*
*Fucks Prostitue*
*Doesnt pay afterwards*
*Free Food*

by The Guy in Tux October 2, 2015

rich food

Heavy foods that don't lay right in the stomach.

I ate some rich food at Outback and automatically I had to use the restroom.

by Blue eyes 30 November 4, 2013

Sole Food

When kicking someone's ass and they eat your shoe.

I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich and some sole food.

by Sideshow Jim July 13, 2012

bunny food

Derogatory term for salad and other vegetarian food.

My girlfriend's a veggie, so when she comes over we have to eat bunny food.

by Cayenne September 6, 2005