Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

by saxman November 11, 2012

magnum dump

An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.

I need to take a magnum dump!

by MegaYote December 10, 2016

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped

- yo man it was a mutual dump !

by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

Rogue Dump

When you sneak away from your significant other to defecate, unbeknownst to them.

"Yo dude, my girl called saying her guest toilet was disgusting"
"I didn't use her toilet man you took a rogue dump when she was changing after the bars"

by rusty p. shackleford January 25, 2014

Data dump

The act of inserting sperm which contains terabytes of data into a fellow human.

Dude after my date i made a huge data dump.

by Hamezc October 6, 2017