Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016

token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021