Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.

"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."

by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010

Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum

Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese

by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019

Just cum

Something a girls says when she wants a baby

Oh yess, daddyjust cum in me!

by Bbcyou gmanny June 25, 2019

Cum Dodger

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.

"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.

by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.

John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.

by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008

god's cum

God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again

God's cum is sweet as honey.

by obsessivesexualbehavior March 26, 2016