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Concord

The much feared police authority within the Massive Multiplayer On-line Role play game, Eve-Online.
When commiting serious anti-social acts within empire space, a player runs the risk of having their spacecraft destroyed by Concord.
Having ones transport destroyed in this manner is known as being "Concorded" or "Concordokken".
He managed to get a couple of shots at me before Concord arrived...
by Al Cooper August 8, 2007
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Tongue Condom

When you're chewing bubblegum and your about to blow a bubble, and coat your tongue in the gum, resembling a condom. On your tongue.
-girl sticks out her tongue-
DUDE: Haha, youve got on a tongue condom!
by ohthejoys February 27, 2009
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concord/carlisle

2 small towns in Eastern Mass, full of a bunch of preppy rich kids with houses worth millions and trust funds to match. Daddys either a lawyer or a doctor, mom doesn't work, she shops.
The girls are snobby bitches and the guys are cocky assholes. Girls drive mercedes, boys drive beemers, tiffanys stays in business off these girls alone, prom is the biggest deal of the year. The OC's of the east coast.
The towns pale in comparison to the way cooler, way more ghetto Acton!
"God those girls are snobs, where are they from"
"Carlisle... of course"

"God, those girls are cool, where are they from"
"Acton. No question"
by acton rocks! May 8, 2005
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condo

Why, that's a mighty nice condo you have!
by b53 July 3, 2005
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No condom rule

Fucking without a condom but making sure you pull out before you cum
"wanna do no condom rule?"

"sure but make sure you pull out."
by Whatsinmyass September 23, 2016
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suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens
by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008
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Australian Condom

A form of contraception supposedly used as the primary method of birth control in Australia. The Australian condom is not purchased, but rather made at home using simple materials. All one must do to use this method is simply insert a hot glue gun into the head of his penis and inject enough glue to form a proper seal. Though this is 99.9% effective in white males, it only maintains a 50% succsess rate in black males. This is due to the fact that members of the black population have very elongated and therefore powerful penises. The force of a black ejaculation can be accurately compared to the blast force of a cork being shot from a bottle of champagne. The force of a white ejaculation is only about 1/20th as powerful as a black one, thus the 99.9% sucsess rate.
Cranky mate! That aboriginal just blew out his australian condom like a blasted wombat out of a damn didgeridoo!
by deeter94 April 10, 2010
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