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Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.
The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.
by Cilantro January 18, 2021
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slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.
"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "
by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021
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Meta crutcher

Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.
What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.
by Sol Goodman Su22 April 20, 2023
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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.
I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.
Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching
by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025
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