Cheese Lord

A member of a Washington, DC a capella singing group, The Suspicious Cheese Lords. The name comes from a willful mistranslation of the Tallis motet, Suscipe Quaeso Domine.

Who knows from Ludwig Senfl? Ask a Cheese Lord.

by SenorBongo January 19, 2005

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.

Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.

by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009

squrriel cheeks

nuts in the right and left cheek of your face.

HEY mom kasey has squrriel cheeks!

by susie poster July 26, 2006

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

by MR2 December 15, 2008