carpet muncher

lesbian who eats other woman out.

lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher

by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022

carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.

No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.

by richinventor November 22, 2015

dark carpet

An African-American woman's vagaina

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.

by mlg doritos December 15, 2016

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023