carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

by Anonymous July 06, 2002

carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 11, 2005

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

by Dylan W. February 23, 2006

carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006

carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.

Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!

by Ryan974 June 23, 2007