carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females
by Anonymous July 05, 2002
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carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.
by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005
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carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003
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carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina
Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.
by Dylan W. April 10, 2006
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carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006
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carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.
Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!
by Ryan974 July 23, 2007
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