carpencentric

adjective meaning having to do with the skill of carpentry

I did 2 carpencentric chores today

by recreation elation March 20, 2009

carpet douchebagger

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.

Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!

by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010

Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010

carpal thumbal syndrome

Carpal thumbal syndrom is a repetitive motion injury to the thumbs caused by over texting.

The kid next to me on the cross country bus trip was texting non stop for 7 hour; surely he has carpal thumbal syndrome by now.

by Steve Sherwood in Macon November 30, 2010

carpool bandwagon

Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.

Girl: I hope atlanta wins.

Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.

Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...

by cheese doctor December 27, 2010

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011