Skip to main content

Kansas City Road Block

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
by jdsjflasdl February 4, 2009
mugGet the Kansas City Road Block mug.

cock blocking

A dangerous impedement to getting pussy which can rear it's ugly head in many different forms and situations. To categorize a few...

1) The Third Wheel - A friend of the chick you are trying to get who doesn't want to leave her side, and will not until your target says otherwise.

2) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the sluts reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.

3) Rich People - Sometimes at a party, those ridiculously rich white kids come down, and since most girls are attracted to money, they start hanging around them. Of course, most rich people who come down to urban parties are there for a bigger reason... to do oxycontin, cocaine, and other garbage and get our females hooked onto it. Definately one of the worst.

4) The Ex - If your potential mate has an Ex-Boyfriend somewhere in the premises, things can get ugly if he's the hothead type. Thankfully, I'm a Marine and could careless about a civilian, but for other people who aren't deadly weapons by law, just keep your eyes out, these morons can not only cock block your entire operation but can get the jump off blown up too.

5) Accidents - Sometimes even your closest buddy might let something stupid slip, like that time you had that threesome with your potential mate's sister. Or it might be a cock blocker letting it slip intentionally. Me and my clique follow a strong code of silence on matters like this, but when it comes to getting the finest bitches, trust can fall like a house of cards in a hurricane.

There are many more you might have the misfortunate of encountering. Just keep smooth casanova and you can sometimes blitz right past them and go straight for it. After that, all you need to worry about is not getting burned.
1) I wanted to talk to that girl alone, but her bitch friend kept hanging around us being a third wheel cock block.

2) That dude keeps trying to holler at that slut but isn't getting any, and I'm the one who called her to come here and give me brains in the first place.

3) I was hollering at this chick when these random white dudes from the sticks came. Next thing I knew, the chick was strung out on coke.

4) I was fingering this chick in the back, when her ex comes in and starts wiling out.

5) I was spitting mad game at this chick, when my drunk ass friend comes over and says "Isn't her sister the girl we gave the goggles too that night?"
by The Sub January 9, 2005
mugGet the cock blocking mug.
Related Words

word block

when ur opponent takes the spot u were eyeing to make a word while playing Words With Friends
Damn, that fucker threw a rowdy word block on me...I was eyeing that TW and I got ganked!
by juvas juice July 30, 2011
mugGet the word block mug.

Block crab cat

A creature of J-Quest origin. It has a cube head, a cat-like body and tail, and a large crab claw. They come after small children at night and people are not sure if they live under the water or on land.
1. Dude, J-Quest, that block crab cat is intense.
2. Can I paint a giant block crab cat on the mural?
by Laurnei March 18, 2007
mugGet the Block crab cat mug.

Blockswap

When a DVD/Game of yours is hurt beyond repair and you rent it and swap your bad copy for a good one.
My Call of Duty 5 disc is scratched so i'm just going to blockswap it for a new one.
by thebone3 April 13, 2009
mugGet the Blockswap mug.

baby blocker

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker
by childarsenist November 15, 2009
mugGet the baby blocker mug.

Booty Block

When you're about to have sex with a girl but right before you penetrate, a guy (male) cuts in front of you and takes it up the butt, literally, booty blocking you.
Will: Man I was so close to banging this girl last night.
John: What happened?
Will: Well as you know, Ross and his gay ass was over, and well, he booty blocked me.
by ispyalxoxo July 31, 2010
mugGet the Booty Block mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email