The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.
Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
by sbaines April 28, 2009
Get the Bartophilia mug.In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.
"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."
"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."
"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."
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A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.
As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.
As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.
Incoming bartillery!
by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010
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Class dismissed.
Class dismissed.
by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011
Get the Bartemptress mug.Stentorian voice used to dominate background noise in bars and clubs, usually when placing an order.
He has more powerful barthunder, let him order.
That guy was really bringing on the barthunder earlier.
That guy was really bringing on the barthunder earlier.
by TijuanaHooker March 17, 2011
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2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.
3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'
2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.
3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'
1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.
2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.
3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.
3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011
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