An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "
KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"
BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"
BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
by chonbrother July 5, 2010
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Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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- Noun
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
Get the Baked Beans mug.When you get into a small closed in area and smoke dope until the whole area is filled with thick smoke. Popular places for this include... Your friend's shitty car, closet, upside down trash can, 8th grade girls bathroom, tent with everything zipped up, and a normal room if you have atleast an 8th bag.
by Goatman April 25, 2004
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or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.
jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"
jullian; "i know right."
jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"
*fist pound*
jullian; "i know right."
jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"
*fist pound*
by keewahbee February 7, 2008
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by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
Get the wake'n'bake mug.A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.
"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."
by Zandroid September 11, 2012
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