Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!
by Wouldnt smash December 01, 2019
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Someone who tries to suck his own dick but he can’t cause it’s too small. And when he goes to have sex his girl breaks up with him because of the size
by Dude Man 334432 January 11, 2019
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Alex is Alex and Alex is very gay
I've got a confession I'm Alex (gay)
by Alex is VERY gay October 26, 2019
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Alex is the most funniest boy you will ever meet and the nicest he is the best and would make a good boyfriend ,husband, father ,and friend. If you ever meet a Alex don’t let him go because that will be one of the biggest mistakes of your life. He is really cute and HOT he is everything you need. He can make you smile in seconds when you are feeling sad and he is a great person to talk to about your feelings. Alex is the best person you will ever meet in your life. He can be annoying sometimes but he does it in a funny way. But you shouldn’t need with him because you will know when you did or said something wrong so you have to say sorry.
Wow Alex is so cute
by Hate_20 November 02, 2019
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Boy who likes a finger up the bum
That alex is a nice guy, but word on the street is he likes a pinky up his crack
by Rattatattat2 May 03, 2018
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Alex is pure trash and garbage.
by #BossLMG November 05, 2018
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Alex is someone who might poop on the carpet by accident.
Bob: hey I heard that there is a new guy at school named Alex.

Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.

Bob: wtf gross!
by Bobs ya uncle June 06, 2018
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