by Marcus W. September 21, 2005
Get the Tiger Woods mug.Words that are used for cussy-type events, like "cussing", "swearing", "dropping the cuss off at the pool" and so-forth.
Teacher: "Can anybody use a noun that rhymes with the word 'Talk' in a sentence...? Yes--Little Johnny?"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, should I be concerned that I repeatedly fall back on cussy words as my "schtick", whereas I could instead be colorfully exploring the English language, and perhaps paying better attention in class as well? I want people to take me seriously, and some deep soul-searching has led me to the conclusion that I need to act more as a role model for my fellow students and less like an attention whore."
Teacher: "Well, Johnny. This is very unexpected, but I'm pleased to see you've seen the li--"
Little Johnny: "Just kidding, beeyotch. Shove that chalk up your ass and get bent."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, should I be concerned that I repeatedly fall back on cussy words as my "schtick", whereas I could instead be colorfully exploring the English language, and perhaps paying better attention in class as well? I want people to take me seriously, and some deep soul-searching has led me to the conclusion that I need to act more as a role model for my fellow students and less like an attention whore."
Teacher: "Well, Johnny. This is very unexpected, but I'm pleased to see you've seen the li--"
Little Johnny: "Just kidding, beeyotch. Shove that chalk up your ass and get bent."
by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009
Get the Cussy Words mug.by anonymooo September 21, 2005
Get the woodside mug.A Tiger Woods refers to a drink of half lemonade and half black tea. This comes from it's counterpart, the Arnold Palmer, which is a drink of half lemonade and half iced tea, only white.
I would like an Arnold Palmer, a Tiger Woods, and two Gatorades, please. -said to the bartender at the nearest golf club.
by aspen1974 November 5, 2009
Get the Tiger Woods mug.Some retard that thinks they have such an exceptional understanding of the English language when, in fact, it sounds like they are shitting out their mouth.
In south park when Kanye West says "I'm a mother fucking wordsmith." He couldn't figure out the fish sticks, fish dicks joke.
by The original fatstick July 18, 2010
Get the Wordsmith mug.a fairly good golfer who cant admit the fact that hes BLACK just like the rest of us, no matter how many races he's mixed with (thats the whole point of being black.)
i mean, the 37.5% Chinese, 25% of African descent, 25% Thai, and 12.5% Native American, OR 52.5% Asian, 25% of African descent, and 12.5% Native American is just to friggin stupid and a sign of desperation to be NOT black. (mariah carey has the same problem and oprah set her straight)
i mean, the 37.5% Chinese, 25% of African descent, 25% Thai, and 12.5% Native American, OR 52.5% Asian, 25% of African descent, and 12.5% Native American is just to friggin stupid and a sign of desperation to be NOT black. (mariah carey has the same problem and oprah set her straight)
there are a lot of us mixed with native american, white, and asian, but we're black for the most part! your either white or your black in the US! its a one drop system here! Remember, Hybrids are not included in the Census count.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005
Get the tiger woods mug.Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"
by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011
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